May 2012
54 posts
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
3AM really is the witch hour
Is it weird that I always find myself doing the most productive thing at 3 AM.
Every night for this passed week at 3 AM I find myself looking up pre-med schools and listing the pros and cons of EACH school. All thirty or so schools. ASS.
Get it together, Jules. GAWD. GO TO SLEEeeEP ashaoeghiaso.
eelizabethkim:
omgitsajeezy:
thaothaothecow:
manuel733:
HAHA caught my dog on tape. She gets SO upset when you stop petting her x)
WHY IS MY DOG NOT CUTE
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :’)
SOO CUUUUUUTEE :’(((((
lilbitkipsy:
giantchicken:
averagefuture:
robert downey jr’s face was meant to be on cats okay
#died
OMG
leafarja:
ileandeezy:
shaymae:
trickshotavenger:
hereforpizza:
tyleroakley:
Jeremy Renner singing New York State Of Mind on Jimmy Fallon.
I was NOT expecting THAT voice out of THAT man.
Dear Lord. Panties were never an option.
“Panties were never a option.” « nost accurate comment made about mister Renner’s singing voice.
oh my god… if i was of age, and single…. <3
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ilovesquidward:
do dogs even know they are dogs
A real boyfriend.
jayvp:
He will be eager for you to see him all the time
He will call you as frequently as possible to check up on you.
He will trust you and have no fear that you will cheat on him when he is not around.
He will have desire to satisfy your needs.
He will be honest with you.
He will have the greatest understanding of your unique emotional needs as a woman.
He will not keep secrets from...
parents: we love you
friends: we love you
others: we love you
partner: i love you
paranoia: they're lying, they're just using you. no one loves you. you're ugly. everyone hates you. they all talk behind your back. you are unloved. you are forever hated.